What Have I Been Up Too?

 Alotta you have been wondering what I’ve been doing so far this year.  Obviously I’ve been busy otherwise I would have returned your phone call.  Sorry about that (everyone).  For indisputable reasons…at this time I will not be able to accept any new friends but I will accept your gifts.

I have purchased 2 paintings recently.

One from Derek Erdman called Nell Carter Weightlighting Naked.

One from John Patrick McKenzie at the Creativity Explored opening.  This piece was in a gallery in New York

The piece I bought was called Lisa Marie Presley Likes…..

 

 

I have been meeting so many cool people on My Space.  How can there be so many cool people in this world?

  

NEWS FLASH!!!!…Not everyone in this world is cool!   Remember Dack stole my Donna Karan suit last year?  I working very hard to deal with my anger in a constructive way.

 

Here is a picture of me looking drunk and stoned but i’m not.

Here is a picture of Lacy looking drunk and stoned and she is

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At work today one of my friends challenged me to an online typing test.  I like to have fun at work.  And as you can tell my co-workers are a blast!

WWW.TYPINGTEST.COM

Laurina Paperina is my new favorite artist

  

Lately I have been sleeping in until 10:30 am except most days I get up around 5 am or 8 am.

This note was recently left on the windshield of my pick-up.  I dont know who wrote it but it’s nice. 

 Lacy got tapeworms  but i bought some medicine!  Please remind me never to ask a tapeworm for a blowjob.

Other than that life is pretty boring.

Bye