THINGS YOUR PARTNER MAY NOT WANT ON VALENTINES DAY!

Spark plugs,  Bianca breath spray, a framed picture of your Ex, Murphy’s Oil Soap, Breath Right nasal strips, a lawnmower, earplugs, Dexatrim, laundry detergent, dictionary, sleeping pills, motor oil, antacids, Idiots Guide to better sex, IV antibiotics, spandex shorts, Listerine, Toilet seat covers, Day old donuts, cat litter, plant fertilizer, diuretics, Kevin Trudeau’s Mega memory book, Gas-X,  soap, coffee enema, 10 sessions with a therapist,  deodorant, Gonnorhea and stool softners.

CHOCOLATE IS A TRADITIONAL VALENTINES DAY GIFT

AND IS MOST APPRECIATED BY ME

Other Valentine gift ideas for ME would include: root beer jelly beans, sexy panties (32W), extra large condoms, heart shaped pillows, cupcakes with pink frosting, a boyfriend who’s not a SF stereotype, massage oil, insane blow-jobs, sloppy hand jobs, odd jobs, indentured servants, scented candles, happy thoughts, edible underwear, more happy thoughts, more chocolate, coffee beans, lesbian girlfriends and a house in Spain.

KISSES

KYLE SILER

AKA CARLOS

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